“Oh nuts, I got pussy galore here and I am defenseless!”

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Celeste slept her night away until the break of dawn.  In her subconsciousness mind her spirit kept trying to wake her up, but she refuse to listen.  Her body was screaming with pain, an all she wanted to do is stay asleep. But what finally woke her up, was the nagging feeling she was in danger.  Not to mention she heard bone crunching sounds. 

Slowly she opened one eye, then slowly closed it again while making no sudden movements.  Stunned an unable to move, she opened her one eye again to get the big picture.  The beautiful mountain cougar was having a field day eating the sheep she had hung in a tree by her campsite.  With snail pace movements she felt her trusty Bowie knife laying beside her.  “How the hell am I going to get out of this one?”  thinking quietly to herself as she played possum. “If I move even a hair I am doomed!”  Celeste quickly remembered Quad!  “Oh nuts, I got pussy galore here and I am defenseless! How careless I am!  What the Sam billy hell was I thinking resting by my meat….stupid stupid woman. Oh God I can’t see where Quad is?”  her thoughts caterwauled out. 

She knew by staying still she might have a fighting chance to stay alive.  Closing her eyes she called upon her spirit to guide her….“Let the meat go Hialeah, feed the hungry.  Stay still for a little longer, help is on the way.”  Help? she thought…Who?  “Please keep my horse safe Mother Earth!”  she begged.  “He is safe, stay still!” 

For over thirty minutes Celeste didn’t dare to move nor open her eyes.  Part of her wanted to get up and kick the snot out of that cougar, but she knew it would kill her on the spot if she even acted on her instincts.  The meat wasn’t that important anyways to lose her life over.

The Cougar stopped eating, and began to growl dangerously.  Celeste opened an eye and saw the cougar dance around the meat ready to kill who ever entered the domain, while baring sharp fangs.  As the cougar almost stepped on top of her, she heard another growl.  Only it wasn’t just a growl it was Wolf’s thunder.

The cat was very close to Celeste who was covered with the sheep skin by the cold fire. Wolf and Celeste caught each others eyes, and that’s all Wolf needed.  He took action and leaped for the cat.  The cat tumbled upon Celeste’s body, as it tried to get away from the leaping wolf.  Digging his claws through the hide of the sheep, the cat tried to balance his body on top of her lumpy body when Wolf plowed into the feline.   The cat uncovered Celeste while him and Wolf tumbled around on the ground in a huge cat and dog fight! Celeste grabbed the chance by standing up in a huntress stance and bared her Bowie knife ready to throw it.   Even-though her body was killing her, fear mode kicked in and felt no pain at all during the time of danger.

Unable to get a clean throw with her knife, she feared she would hit Wolf in the process. With no choice she watched her ferocious lupus rip into the cougar with skill.  The cat was no slug either it defended itself with flare!  

Celeste quickly dropped her knife and got a hold of her slingshot.  Shaking with nervous fear she tried her best to put her slingshot skills to kill without hitting her wolf.  “Do not kill Hialeah, she is with cubs!”  her spirit yelled. Celeste was at a lost what to do or how to stop the cat and dog fight without killing the cat.  

Wolf cried out when the cat dug her claws into the him. They suddenly broke apart giving Celeste the perfect opportunity to begin her assault with her slingshot.  “WOLF!”  Celeste screamed out.  The cat looked into her eyes and snarled his cat teeth at her.  Celeste let her marbles fly with accuracy.  One right after the other the cat was bombed with the speeding marbles.  The last one of her marbles she hit the cougar in the eye.  The cat immediately took off into the forest in fear.  “WOLF…stay!”  Celeste yelled out when she felt the wolf was going to charge after the cougar.

Wolf stayed where he stood and bared his teeth at the forest.  Celeste relinquished her slingshot letting it drop to the ground, then plummeted to her knees with exhaustion. Her body began to shake uncontrollably, cold sweat, seeped into her soul.  She tried her best to control it but lost it instead.  She began to cry, tears of fears dropped upon the earth when she felt the furry coat animal laid down beside her and whine.  “Wah-ya, my beautiful son you saved me.  My heart soars with love for you!  How did you know?” Celeste couldn’t think of anything else to say, she quickly grabbed the lupus and hugged him tightly to her body while Wolf licked her tears away. 

For a few moments the two stayed in their embrace with each other until Wolf began to wiggle out of her strong arms and wanted to lick her forearm.  Celeste was sick at heart and didn’t feel the long scratch the cat left her on her arm until Wolf began to lick the blood away.

 

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