Sweet Jesus, y’all are cold enough to freeze the tits off a frog!

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It took Geraldy and Celeste all day, to fuss and fight with customs.  Celeste was madder than a hornet when she found out that, not all his supplies was there in holding.  Some had been taken, and no one was telling the truth!  Listening to everyone argue in French about AHAMES facilities goods, she decided it was time to open a can of whip ass on them.

Celeste stood up from her chair in her cowgirl attire in a huff, and let everyone have it in her southern drawl tongue with a dangerous tone.  “Okay, y’all, I am so freakin’ sick of listenin’ to y’all bicker back and forth.  Y’all got me pissed off now! All of ya, are a lyin’ like a no-legged dog, and I am gettin’ sick of listenin’.”  Everyone was silent, as they were trying to figure out what the American woman was blasting out in her strange tongue. Geraldy tries to translate her language into French while his friend rants and raves in anger.  Trying not to laugh, he pronounces her words as best as he could. He takes note the stunned faces watching the cowgirl explode in frustration.

“I’m a thinkin’ y’all pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.  I want the supplies by tomorrow, or I am gonna get the USA Military and important American officials involved. Your bickerin’ is killin’ me!  So what’s it gonna be, because y’all better give your heart to Jesus, cause your rumps are gonna be mine in a minute?” Celeste stood with both hands on her hips, staring at each person privately. Scaring the Haitian’s, they knew that she was at her breaking point with their arguments. Sadly, the Haitian’s didn’t understand Geraldy’s translations of her slang words.

Celeste stated one more time in a stern voice, “Sweet Jesus, y’all are cold enough to freeze the tits off a frog! Where are our supplies?”  Geraldy lost it, unable to contain his laughter anymore when she said her last statement to the Haitian’s, his peer’s give him an odd confused gawk in help.  A very tall and large Haitian man in uniform approaches the American lady. Celeste doesn’t back down she gives him her full attention.  He speaks to her in broken English with a strong hint of French. And in the end, Celeste got what she wanted and walked out of Customs late in the evening tired to the bone from all the negative fighting. Geraldy’s heart soars with love and couldn’t be anymore happier with Celeste standing up for his medical facility with cowgirl flare.

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